....


What. Did I do. To deserve this. WHAT. WHAT DID I DO. I HAD MY BODY BACK FOR A DAY. And now I have boobs again. Though at least Sakura's are smaller than Ezra's.


IF YOU SAY ONE WORD ABOUT THIS, IDIOT, OR ANYBODY, I WILL TURN YOU INTO...INTO AN ICI--I WILL DO NINJA-LIKE THINGS TO YOU. Because I'm a ninja now. With super ninja-y powers. AND PINK HAIR. I HAVE PINK HAIR. PINK.





I hate my life.



[ooc: As you can see, Gray is betterthanthen for the day. 8D]

My boobs itch. SO BAD. I've been scratching and scratching and scratching, and--


AND I'M PRETTY SURE THOSE WEREN'T THERE WHEN I WENT TO BED.




They're fucking huge!! I should probably put a shirt on, huh.

EDIT--HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHI--

I JUST LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND. AND. I AM EZRA. THIS IS EZRA'S BODY. WHY DO I HAVE EZRA'S BODY. WHY. OH MY GOD.

She's going to murder me. I'm going to die. It doesn't matter that she's not here, I'm still going to die.





[ooc: Strike absolutely visible. 8D]