My boobs itch. SO BAD. I've been scratching and scratching and scratching, and--


AND I'M PRETTY SURE THOSE WEREN'T THERE WHEN I WENT TO BED.




They're fucking huge!! I should probably put a shirt on, huh.

EDIT--HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHI--

I JUST LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND. AND. I AM EZRA. THIS IS EZRA'S BODY. WHY DO I HAVE EZRA'S BODY. WHY. OH MY GOD.

She's going to murder me. I'm going to die. It doesn't matter that she's not here, I'm still going to die.





[ooc: Strike absolutely visible. 8D]