...




I am so bored.

Although, seeing Lucy make an ass of herself yesterday was pretty funny. (Has it happened yet, Lucy?)

Now this is more like it.

Feels a hell of a lot freer without clothes, yeah? Even if it is a curse, I'll bet half of you won't want to get dressed tomorrow.

Oi. Atora. Where the hell are you?



[ooc; going to bed in an hour buuuuuut...eh. XD]

Where the hell are all the mage guilds?

This place is so lame.

....


[sluggish-sounding]

I'm. I'm...gray all over. Skin, hair...

I don't get it.

[draaaawn ouuuuut siiiiiigh]

Whatever.



[ooc; ...Do I need to explain Gray's name? 8D He'll be very blah in comments, too, oh boy.]

( [Private | Unhackable] )


Atora's gone. Not dead. Home, I think. No note, no nothing...

...

And Lucy. And Jaenelle.


Ezra, Natsu, everyone-how're you guys holding up? You better not be sick.

I just burned all of my clothes.


And I regret NOTHING.




[ooc; Since Gray hates clothes anyway...8D]

...Gryffindor. I don't get it. And that hat kinda smelled funny.






But I look better in blue, if I have to wear clothes...




Uh. All that stuff I said a couple days ago...just. Just. Don't. Talk about it.


EXCEPT EZRA. OF COURSE YOU CAN BEAT ME TO A PULP WHENEVER, YOU'RE WAY STRONGER THAN ME! ALWAYS HAVE BEEN! REALLY!

Yeah, I know there are other ice mages in this City, but come on now. The best one is is right here. Don't even try to deny it, because I'll laugh at you.

As for the rest of the package, well, my girlfriend sure as hell isn't complaining, if you get what I mean. And you should, else I'll know you're a virgin.

...







It's a total brat.

LISTEN UP, CITY.

LUCY

likes

NATSU


If either of them tries to deny it, just blow 'em off. ESPECIALLY LUCY. Natsu's a bit too stupid to catch on.


[ooc; yeah yeah yeah this was just up I thought both of my castmates were out for the night okay SUE ME I'M SORRY]

So. Lucy. It's Tuesday. wanna see Plue dance

All this "alternate City" and "mirror city" or whatever the hell it's called--DRAMA, IT SHOULD BE CALLED DRAMA CITY--stuff is giving me a headache. Nero went positively apeshit. That was something.

Even so...how's everyone doing? You're all safe, I hope.

[ooc; Off to work--be back in a few hours.]

...









I hate rain.

WOMEN ARE


IMPOSSIBLE.





alsfjlsakdfjaslkfjafsd

Crappiest curse yet, by a mile.

[a sigh, and some static]

Anybody have deck of cards? May as well try to make something outta this mess, since I don't know how long...we're gonna be stuck here...

Or how long I can keep us afloat.


[ooc; At Rose's suggestion, Gray made a platform of sorts out of ice after the ship started sinking. I'm assuming his friends are with him, and anybody else that's floating around in the water nearby is welcome to hop on, too. FAIRY TAIL MAGES PARTY THE STUPID RIGHT WAY.

Strikes are thoughts.]

Nice ship. Huge. And the food is awesome. Still not sure how I wound up on the ship, but it doesn't matter, this is pretty cool.

Even though Ran-chan said something about sinking and no lifeboats? That...would kinda suck. That would kinda suck A LOT.

WHATEVER. I could use a drink. Or two. Or uh. Maybe skip all that and just move straight into drunk.

Life is really, really good.

Oh. And Lucy? Come get your cake.

Ha ha, City. You think you're so funny. YOU'RE NOT, BY THE WAY. Though I guess a rainbow is better than the alternative.

Just a heads up, guys, Ezra is here. Yeah. So if you ever run into her, do yourselves a favor and FLEE. Or uh. Give her what she wants and then high tail it. Trust me on this one. I know from experience.

[Private/Totally Hackable]

Atora's all right. She's...she's all right. God, that scared me.



[ooc: In spite of everything, Gray is in a hap-hap-happy mood, and surrounded by rainbows. 8D

also...placeholder-gonna be in class for the rest of the day bleeeh]

I AM NOT FAT.




Natsu shut up. Sakura, you too. Even if it's your birthday... TRAITOR.

....


What. Did I do. To deserve this. WHAT. WHAT DID I DO. I HAD MY BODY BACK FOR A DAY. And now I have boobs again. Though at least Sakura's are smaller than Ezra's.


IF YOU SAY ONE WORD ABOUT THIS, IDIOT, OR ANYBODY, I WILL TURN YOU INTO...INTO AN ICI--I WILL DO NINJA-LIKE THINGS TO YOU. Because I'm a ninja now. With super ninja-y powers. AND PINK HAIR. I HAVE PINK HAIR. PINK.





I hate my life.



[ooc: As you can see, Gray is betterthanthen for the day. 8D]